On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
2 On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
3 On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
4 On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.
5 On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
6 On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
7 On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.
