Brighid's Fire - Giggles & Laughs II

Some interesting classes for next semester.
All male classes are prepared and presented by females only
and all female classes are prepared and presented by only males.

SEMINARS FOR MEN

Combating Stupidity
You, too, can do housework
PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut
How to fill an ice tray
We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas - Give us money
Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled: "Don't wash my silk")
Parenting - No, it doesn't end with conception
Get a life - Learn to cook
How not to act like an asshole when you're obviously wrong
Spelling - Even you can get it right
Understanding your financial incompetence
You - The Weaker Sex
Reasons to give flowers
How to stay awake after sex
Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
Garbage - Getting it to the curb
You can fall asleep without "it" if you really try
The morning dilemma - If "It's" awake, take a shower
I'll wear it if I damn well please
How to put the toilet lid down (formerly: "No, it's not a bidet")
"The Weekend" and "Sports" are not synonyms
Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are bullshit
How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
The remote control - Overcoming your dependency
Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
Mother-in-laws - They are people, too
Male bonding - Leaving your friends at home
You too can be a designated driver
Seeing the true you (formerly: "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!")
Changing your underwear - It really works
The Attainable Goal - Omitting "TITS" from your vocabulary
Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is NOT necessary
Techniques for calling home

SEMINARS FOR WOMEN

"Are you ready to leave?" - Definition of the word "yes"
Appropriate rhetorical questions (was: "Honey, do I look fat?")
Elementary Map Reading
Crying and law enforcement
Advanced Math Seminar - Program your VCR
You CAN go shopping for less then 4 hours
Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: A study in contrast
The Seven-Outfit Week
PMS - It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty - Deal With It")
Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
Driving IV: Makeup and Driving - It's As Simple As Oil and Water
The Super Bowl: Not a Game - A Sacrament
Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You")
How to Earn Your Own Money
Giftgiving Fundamentals (was: "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")
Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
Beyond Clean and Dirty: The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments
Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (was: "WE learned to deal with the embarrassment")
Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
What Goes Around Comes Around - Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours
His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
Committment Schmittment (was: "Wedlock Schmedlock")
"To Honor and Obey" - Remembering the small print above "I Do"
Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man-Child?

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