How many members of each astrological sign
does it take to change a lightbulb?

ARIES Just one. You want to make something of it?
	TAURUS One, but just TRY to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
GEMINI Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.
	CANCER Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
LEO Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
	VIRGO Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
LIBRA Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
	SCORPIO That secret information can only be shared with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
SAGITTARIUS The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?
	CAPRICORN I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
AQUARIUS Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
	PISCES Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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